Pentathlon profile: G. W. Bush

• Pentathlon 2000 home • Current standings • Rules and disclaimer • Streetplay humor section • Pentathlon discussion area Pentathlon news • 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash • 3/7: Gore flicks a winner • 2/21: Bradley, handball ace • 2/14: McCain hops to victory • 2/10: Forbes cashes out • 2/4: Bauer falls out • 2/2: Bush takes marbles • 1/28: Events moved up • 1/26: Hatch quits race The candidates • Bill Bradley (D) • Al Gore (D) • Gary Bauer (R) • George W. Bush (R) • Steve Forbes (R) • Orrin Hatch (R) • Alan Keyes (R) • John McCain (R)  : quit race The events • 2/2: Marbles • 2/14: Hopscotch • 2/21: Handball • 3/7: Skully • 3/14: Stickball

George Walker Bush Bush plays hoops Party: Republican Born: 7/6/1946, New Haven, Connecticut Nickname: Junior Notable achievement: Avoided prosecution for alleged drug use Notable shortcoming: Campaign's website locks up your computer 75% of the time Streetplay odds at winning Pentathlon: 3:1 Campaign slogan: "Like father says, 'You can't get enough Bush!'" Official statement on Pentathlon 2000: "Bradley may have played for the Knicks, but I owned the Texas Rangers. I know what it takes to win. 'Oxford Boy' is going down hard." Response to question "What's a spaldeen?" : "I never took one--or any other pill for that matter. It's none of your damn business, and I won't answer any more questions on this 'spaldeen' ruckus."

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