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Streetplay Presidential Pentathlon section guide

• Pentathlon 2000 home
• Current standings
• Rules and disclaimer
• Streetplay humor section
• Pentathlon discussion area

Pentathlon news
• 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash
• 3/7: Gore flicks a winner
• 2/21: Bradley, handball ace
• 2/14: McCain hops to victory
• 2/10: Forbes cashes out
• 2/4: Bauer falls out
• 2/2: Bush takes marbles
• 1/28: Events moved up
• 1/26: Hatch quits race

The candidates
• Bill Bradley (D)out of race
• Al Gore (D)
• Gary Bauer (R)out of race
• George W. Bush (R)
• Steve Forbes (R)out of race
• Orrin Hatch (R)out of race
• Alan Keyes (R)
• John McCain (R)out of race

 trash can: quit race

The events
• 2/2: Marbles
• 2/14: Hopscotch
• 2/21: Handball
• 3/7: Skully
• 3/14: Stickball

George Walker Bush

Bush plays hoops
Bush plays hoops
Party: Republican
Born: 7/6/1946, New Haven, Connecticut
Nickname: Junior
Notable achievement: Avoided prosecution for alleged drug use
Notable shortcoming: Campaign's website locks up your computer 75% of the time
Streetplay odds at winning Pentathlon: 3:1
Campaign slogan: "Like father says, 'You can't get enough Bush!'"

Official statement on Pentathlon 2000: "Bradley may have played for the Knicks, but I owned the Texas Rangers. I know what it takes to win. 'Oxford Boy' is going down hard."

Response to question "What's a spaldeen?" : "I never took one--or any other pill for that matter. It's none of your damn business, and I won't answer any more questions on this 'spaldeen' ruckus."

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