Pentathlon profile: Gary Bauer

• Pentathlon 2000 home • Current standings • Rules and disclaimer • Streetplay humor section • Pentathlon discussion area Pentathlon news • 3/9: Bradley & McCain quit, clash • 3/7: Gore flicks a winner • 2/21: Bradley, handball ace • 2/14: McCain hops to victory • 2/10: Forbes cashes out • 2/4: Bauer falls out • 2/2: Bush takes marbles • 1/28: Events moved up • 1/26: Hatch quits race The candidates • Bill Bradley (D) • Al Gore (D) • Gary Bauer (R) • George W. Bush (R) • Steve Forbes (R) • Orrin Hatch (R) • Alan Keyes (R) • John McCain (R)  : quit race The events • 2/2: Marbles • 2/14: Hopscotch • 2/21: Handball • 3/7: Skully • 3/14: Stickball More info | Message archive

Gary Lee Bauer Gary Bauer, American Party: Republican Born: 5/4/1946, Newport, Kentucky Nickname: Captain America Notable achievement: Candidacy for US President, 2000 Notable shortcoming: Can't swim Streetplay odds at winning Pentathlon: 100:1 Campaign slogan: "Not just another white guy trying to get your vote!" Official statement on Pentathlon 2000: "Man, I wanna win this thing so bad, I'd sell my grandmother's wedding dress if it would help. Family values be damned, my campaign needs help." Response to question "What's a spaldeen?" : "Wasn't he the head coach of the University of Kentucky's football team in 1973?"

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